Home Track Rescheduled

Here we go again. 10/7/13 update from Dave "Hootie Johnson" Hoogerheide:

Chuckle and Duckle Promotions along with Two Fisted Entertainment have rescheduled the 13th Annual-

Home Track Open
Oct 20th at 12pm
Grand Prairie Country Club

Dust those clubs off one last time for the season, bring your leaf blower and come on out and win the coveted "Green Jacket" and hoist the "VanLent Cup". Win the "Open" and your name will be engraved to live in infamy with the past Champions, like Dave Hoogerheide. It is now Oct. 20th at 12pm. Please RSVP, so Cox knows how many $100's to bring to buy the first round.

The Rules:
1) Fluff and Duff
2) No Gimmie putts
3) .75 of league handicap is your Open handicap
4) All ties are to be settled on practice green. Best in three hole putt off then sudden death

The Scoop:
This is a charity event and all proceeds raised are donated to a specific cause. This year were raising money for the Ewbank Family who recently lost their mother to cancer. As a result a financial hardship has occurred because of the battle they raged against the cancer.

The Plan
A $20 charitable donation will be collected by Randy. This covers the greens fees and enters you into an event on each hole. Tee off at noon then pictures, awards ceremony, autographs, speeches. and then a parade to the Hanger Bar for beer, food and bullshit. As tradition has it, Tom Cox will finally spend that $100 bill he flashes every night at golf league on the first round of drinks.